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FAMILY FUN


December 28, 2017 from 12 p.m. until 2 p.m.
January 7, 2018 from 12 p.m. until 2 p.m.
Q: Who shaves six times a day and still have a beard?
HIDE DENIS SemCAMs donated $4,000 towards a salt water mixed reef aquarium A: A Barber. February 12, 2018 from 12 p.m. until 2 p.m.
January 21, 2018 from 12 p.m. until 2 p.m.
Q: What day do chickens hate most?
that will be going into the Mary Bergeron Elementary School as part of
February 25, 2018 from 12 p.m. until 2 p.m.
their Life Science Project. Pictured are two very excited students from
Mary Bergeron School standing with Principal Darcy Reynolds, School A: Fry-days March 4, 2018 from 12 p.m. until 2 p.m.
Q: What type of shoes to frogs wear?
Council Chair Crystal Metzger, Organizer Kevin Metzger, and Joan Edson Honda was proud to support Mary Bergeron Elementary School A: Open Toad. March 18, 2018 from 12 p.m. until 2 p.m.
Easton from SemCAMs. Other local donations included Edson Honda, with a cheque donation of $1000 on November 23 to go towards the
Wildens, Hughes Automotive, Puppy Poo Services, Mergaert - school's salt water aquarium. Chad Ford from Edson Honda presented Q: What stays in the corner but travels the world?
Rathgeber - Barford and Williams, One Stop Upholstery, and Scared the cheque to Kevin Metzger (who is organizing the tank) and Debra A: A stamp.
Grounds. submitted Boos the Assistant Principal at Mary Bergeron. Head out to
Willmore Park
T he Weekly ANCHOR A A page for Kids and Kids at heartpage for Kids and Kids at heart Q: Where do burgers go to dance? and have some
A: A meat-ball.
DENNIS Comics & Fun Our goal with this new page is to help parents offer a weekly alternative to video screens by providing some amusing Q: What goes up but never down? Family Fun
reading that can help promote early childhood literacy. Sitting and reading with younger children is a great way for families
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KIDS Q: Why don't ducks have spare change?
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Q: What happens when you tell an egg a joke?
A: It cracks up.

Q: What do you take before your breakfast?
A: A seat.

TIGER BY BUD BLAKE Q: What looks like half a horse?
A: The other half of a horse.

Q: How does a lion greet animals?
A: Pleased to eat you.

Q: What did the tree wear swimming?
A: Swimming trunks.

Q: Why did the leaf go to the hospital?
A: It was feeling a bit green.
Joke of Q: Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
In the News
the Week: A: He had no-body to go with. Q: What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A: A palm tree.

Q: How do trees connect to the internet?
A: They log in.




T he Weekly ANCHOR A pa Our goal with this new page is to help parents offer a weekly alternative to video
A page for Kids and Kids at heartge for Kids and Kids at heart

Comics & Fun screens by providing some amusing reading that can help promote early childhood
literacy. Sitting and reading with younger children is a great way for families to spend
some quality time. And for us adults, hey, who doesn’t like a good comic ...enjoy!
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