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T he Weekly ANCHOR A page for Kids and Kids at heartge for Kids and Kids at heart Q: Why are elephants so wrinkled?
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Our goal with this new page is to help parents offer a weekly alternative to video
Comics & Fun screens by providing some amusing reading that can help promote early childhood Because they take too long to iron!
literacy. Sitting and reading with younger children is a great way for families to spend
some quality time. And for us adults, hey, who doesn’t like a good comic ...enjoy!
Q: How do you keep an elephant from charging?
KIDS Take away her credit card!

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Find the Q: Why did the elephant paint himself different
little 1/4 inch colors?
Denis hidden
inside this So he could hide in the crayon box!
issue
and enter Q: How can you tell if an elephant has been in your
our monthly refrigerator?
draw for
a prize! By the footprints in the butter!
Email us the page
number he’s on Q: What is the difference between elephants and
What did the zero say to the to: anchorwk@ grapes?
eight? telusplanet.net
Nice belt! (or call) Grapes are purple.
What do you call cheese Enter every week!
that’s not yours? (ages 0-18) Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants
Nach-o cheese Joke coming?

HIDE DENIS the Q: What did Jane say when she saw the elephants
“Here come the elephants!”
of

coming?
Week “Here come the grapes!” (She was colorblind.)



Q: What do you call a cow with no legs?
TIGER BY BUD BLAKE Q: Why are

elephants so Ground beef!
wrinkled? Q: What do you call a cow with two legs?



Because Lean meat!
they take Q: What do you call a pig that knows karate?
too long to A pork chop!
iron!

Q: Why are ghosts bad liars?

Word Search Because you can see right through them!
Word Search

Q: What animal needs to wear a wig?

In the News A bald eagle!
FANTASTIC IMPROVEMENT Q: What do you call a fly without wings?
SWIMS STROKES
ORCAS TIMES A walk!
MEET POOL
COACHES ACHIEVED Knock knock.

Who’s there?


A little old lady?

A little old lady who?


I didn’t know you could yodel!

Q: Why do bees have sticky hair?

Because they use honey combs!


Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator!

Q: Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?


Because she will let it go!

Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with
a vampire?

Frostbite!

Q: What has four wheels and flies?


A garbage truck!

Q: Why did the man run around his bed?

Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!


Q: Why did the math book look so sad?

Because it had so many problems!


Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire
State Building?

























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