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Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
Q: What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese!
THE WEEKLY ANCHOR MONDAY JANUARY 30, 2017 PAGE 11 Q: Where do cows go for entertainment?
T he Weekly ANCHOR A page for Kids and Kids at heartge for Kids and Kids at heart To the moo-vies!
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Our goal with this new page is to help parents offer a weekly alternative to video
Comics & Fun screens by providing some amusing reading that can help promote early childhood Knock, knock.
literacy. Sitting and reading with younger children is a great way for families to spend
Who’s there?
some quality time. And for us adults, hey, who doesn’t like a good comic ...enjoy!
Cows go.
Joke Cows go who?

of No, cows go MOO!


Week Q: How do you know if there’s an elephant under
your bed?

Q: How do Your head hits the ceiling!
oceans say hello
to each other? Q: Why are elephants so wrinkled?

They wave! Because they take too long to iron!

What did the zero say to the Q: What did one Q: How do you keep an elephant from charging?
eight? wall say to the
Nice belt! other wall? Take away her credit card!
What do you call cheese
that’s not yours? I’ll meet you at Q: Why did the elephant paint himself different
Nach-o cheese the corner! colors?

HIDE DENIS KIDS So he could hide in the crayon box!

Q: How can you tell if an elephant has been in your
Find the By the footprints in the butter!
little 1/4 inch
Denis hidden Q: What is the difference between elephants and
TIGER BY BUD BLAKE inside this grapes?
and enter Grapes are purple.
our monthly
draw for Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants
a prize! coming?
Email us the page
number he’s on “Here come the elephants!”
to: anchorwk@ Q: What did Jane say when she saw the elephants
Enter every week! “Here come the grapes!” (She was colorblind.)

Word Search Q: What do you call a cow with no legs?
Word Search

In the News Ground beef!
LOBSTICK SNOWSHOES Q: What do you call a cow with two legs?
PERFORMANCE FAMILY Q: What do you call a pig that knows karate?
A pork chop!

Q: Why are ghosts bad liars?

Because you can see right through them!

Q: What animal needs to wear a wig?

A bald eagle!

Q: What do you call a fly without wings?

A walk!

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

A little old lady?

A little old lady who?

I didn’t know you could yodel!

Q: Why do bees have sticky hair?

Because they use honey combs!

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest?
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