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T he Weekly ANCHOR A pa Our goal with this new page is to help parents offer a weekly alternative to video
A page for Kids and Kids at heartge for Kids and Kids at heart

Comics & Fun screens by providing some amusing reading that can help promote early childhood
literacy. Sitting and reading with younger children is a great way for families to spend
some quality time. And for us adults, hey, who doesn’t like a good comic ...enjoy!


KIDS

CONTEST

Find the
little 1/4 inch
Denis hidden
inside this
issue
and enter
our monthly
draw for
a prize!
Email us the page
number he’s on
What did the zero say to the to: anchorwk@
eight? telusplanet.net
Nice belt! (or call)
What do you call cheese Enter every week!
that’s not yours? (ages 0-18)
Nach-o cheese Joke

HIDE DENIS the Q: What do you call a cow with no legs?
of




Week Ground beef!



Q: What do you call a cow with two legs?
TIGER BY BUD BLAKE Q: What do
you call a Lean meat!

cow Q: What do you call a pig that knows karate?
withoutany
legs? A pork chop!


Q: Why are ghosts bad liars?
Ground
beef! Because you can see right through them!

Q: What animal needs to wear a wig?

Word Search
Word Search A bald eagle!

Q: What do you call a fly without wings?

In the News A walk!
JOIN SINGING
JAMBOREE PLAYING Knock knock.
FUN ENTERTAINING Who’s there?
PIONEER BAND
CABIN TALENT A little old lady?


A little old lady who?

I didn’t know you could yodel!


Q: Why do bees have sticky hair?

Because they use honey combs!

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest?


An investigator!

Q: Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she will let it go!


Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with
a vampire?


Frostbite!

Q: What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck!


Q: Why did the man run around his bed?

Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!


Q: Why did the math book look so sad?

Because it had so many problems!

Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire
State Building?

Of course! The Empire State Building can’t jump!

Q: If April showers bring Mayflowers, what do
Mayflowers bring?


Pilgrims!























































































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