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literacy. Sitting and reading with younger children is a great way for families to spend
some quality time. And for us adults, hey, who doesn’t like a good comic ...enjoy!
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Long time residents of Edson, Les and Corrie Halliwell, were treated to a Thanksgiving surprise by their family when a horse drawn carriage arrived at their
A: A gummy bear.
front door to take them for a ride around Edson. They were joined by friends, Marilyn and Steve Rigby for their memorable ride which toured them past many of Q: What do you call a toothless bear?
for October 16 issue 201 Operation Christmas Child Shoebox Q: Why couldn't Cinderella make the basketball team?
their favourite Edson spots. Team and carriage were supplied by Setzer's Hay & Wagon Rides out of Niton. submitted
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day is Friday November 1 . A: They take short cuts.
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A: Because it might crack up.
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A: A gummy bear. Q: How does a lion greet animals?
Please contact 780-723-3050 if you A: Pleased to eat you.
require more information. Q: Who shaves six times a day and still have a beard?
A: A Barber. Q: What did the tree wear swimming?
A: Swimming trunks.
T he Weekly ANCHOR A pa Q: What stays in the corner but travels the world? Q: Why did the leaf go to the hospital?
A page for Kids and Kids at heartge for Kids and Kids at heart
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Comics & Fun Our goal with this new page is to help parents offer a weekly alternative to video screens by providing some amusing Q: Why couldn't Cinderella make the basketball team? A: It was feeling a bit green.
reading that can help promote early childhood literacy. Sitting and reading with younger children is a great way for families
DENNIS to spend some quality time. And for us adults, hey, who doesn’t like a good comic ...enjoy! A: She kept running from the ball. Q: What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A: A palm tree.
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CARTOONS CONTEST Q: Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Q: How do trees connect to the internet?
A: He had no-body to go with.
Find the A: They log in.
little 1/4 inch Q: Who shaves six times a day and still have a beard?
Dennis hidden
inside this A: A Barber. Q: What kind of fruit do evergreen trees like?
issue A: Pine-apples.
and enter Q: What day do chickens hate most?
our monthly A: Fry-days
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a prize! A: Trunks.
Email us the page Q: What type of shoes to frogs wear?
number he’s on A: Open Toad.
to: anchorwk@ Q: What did the chef call his son?
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(or call) Q: What stays in the corner but travels the world?
Enter every week! A: A stamp. Q: Why did the football coach return his shopping cart?
(ages 0-18)
A: To get his quarter-back.
Q: Where do burgers go to dance?
A: A meat-ball. Q: Why did the cantaloupe jump in the lake?
A: It wanted to be a watermelon.
Q: What goes up but never down?
A: Your age. Q: Why did the opera singer go boating?
A: Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
Q: Why don't ducks have spare change?
A: They only carry bills. Q: Why was the story about a broken pencil so bad?
A: It was pointless.
Q: Why was the math book sad?
TIGER BY BUD BLAKE A: It had too many problems. Q: Why was the girl sitting a clock?
A: Because she wanted to be on time.
Q: Where do mummies go to swim?
A: The Dead Sea. Q: What animals can jump higher than a house?
A: All of them. A house can't jump.
Q: What kind of table is eatable?
A: A vege-table, Q: How do you spot a modern spider?
A: He has a web-site.
Q: When do you stop at green?
A: When you're eating a watermelon. Q: What are the strongest ocean creatures?
A: Mussels.
Joke of Q: Why did the belt go to prison? Q: Why did the girl nibble on her calendar? Q: Why do cowboys ride horses?
A: She really liked sundaes.
In the News
the Week: A: He held up a pair of pants. Q: What happens when you tell an egg a joke? A: Because horses are too heavy to carry.

A: It cracks up. Q: Why did the girl give her pony cough medicine?
A: It was a little horse.
Q: What do you take before your breakfast?
A: A seat. Q: What did the lawyer name is baby girl?
A: Sue.

Q: How do you fix a broken pumpkin?
A: With a pumpkin patch.

Q: What's the only school good to drop out of?
A: Skydiving school.

Q: What school do you learn how to greet people?
A: Hi-school.
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