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November 19. Q: How do barbers speed up their job?
A: They take short cuts.
Please drop your shoeboxes off at Q: Why should you never tell a joke while standing on ice?

The Weekly Anchor, Century 21 or A: Because it might crack up.
the YKC School. Q: What do you call a toothless bear?

A: A gummy bear.
Please contact 780-723-3050 if you Q: Who shaves six times a day and still have a beard?
require more information.
HIDE DENIS A: A Barber. Q: What looks like half a horse?

Q: What stays in the corner but travels the world?
A: The other half of a horse.
A: A stamp.
Q: Why couldn't Cinderella make the basketball team? Q: How does a lion greet animals?
Clayton Sharp with Alexander Sharp (two) hanging out together at the A: She kept running from the ball. A: Pleased to eat you.
FCSS Dad-urday on October 21. Clayton says, "This is my first time
coming out to Dad-urday with Alexander, but I have been to the drop-in Q: Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Q: What did the tree wear swimming?
groups a few times throughout the week at FCSS when I have been on A: He had no-body to go with. A: Swimming trunks.
a day off." photo Deanna Mitchener
Q: Who shaves six times a day and still have a beard? Q: Why did the leaf go to the hospital?
T he Weekly ANCHOR A A page for Kids and Kids at heartpage for Kids and Kids at heart A: A Barber. A: It was feeling a bit green.
DENNIS Comics & Fun Our goal with this new page is to help parents offer a weekly alternative to video screens by providing some amusing Q: What day do chickens hate most? Q: What kind of tree fits in your hand?
reading that can help promote early childhood literacy. Sitting and reading with younger children is a great way for families
A: Fry-days
A: A palm tree.
CARTOONS to spend some quality time. And for us adults, hey, who doesn’t like a good comic ...enjoy!
KIDS Q: What type of shoes to frogs wear? Q: How do trees connect to the internet?
A: Open Toad.
A: They log in.
CONTEST
Find the Q: What stays in the corner but travels the world? Q: What kind of fruit do evergreen trees like?
little 1/4 inch
Dennis hidden A: A stamp. A: Pine-apples.
inside this
issue Q: Where do burgers go to dance? Q: What do elephants and trees have in common?
and enter
our monthly A: A meat-ball. A: Trunks.
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Email us the page Q: What goes up but never down? Q: What did the chef call his son?
number he’s on A: Your age. A: Stew.
to: anchorwk@
telusplanet.net Q: Why don't ducks have spare change?
(or call) Q: Why did the football coach return his shopping cart?
Enter every week! A: They only carry bills. A: To get his quarter-back.
(ages 0-18)
Q: Why was the math book sad? Q: Why did the cantaloupe jump in the lake?
A: It had too many problems. A: It wanted to be a watermelon.

Q: Where do mummies go to swim? Q: Why did the opera singer go boating?
A: The Dead Sea. A: Because she wanted to hit the high C's.

Q: What kind of table is eatable? Q: Why was the story about a broken pencil so bad?
A: A vege-table, A: It was pointless.

Q: When do you stop at green? Q: Why was the girl sitting a clock?
TIGER BY BUD BLAKE A: When you're eating a watermelon. A: Because she wanted to be on time.

Q: Why did the girl nibble on her calendar? Q: What animals can jump higher than a house?
A: She really liked sundaes. A: All of them. A house can't jump.

Q: What happens when you tell an egg a joke? Q: How do you spot a modern spider?
A: It cracks up. A: He has a web-site.

Q: What do you take before your breakfast? Q: What are the strongest ocean creatures?
A: A seat. A: Mussels.
Joke of Q: Why couldn't Cinderella make the Q: Why do cowboys ride horses?
In the News basketball team?
the Week: A: She kept running from the ball. A: Because horses are too heavy to carry.

Q: Why did the girl give her pony cough medicine?
A: It was a little horse.


Q: What did the lawyer name is baby girl?
A: Sue.

Q: How do you fix a broken pumpkin?
A: With a pumpkin patch.

Q: What's the only school good to drop out of?
A: Skydiving school.

Q: What school do you learn how to greet people?
A: Hi-school.
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